Fashion in Guarasci Land

Guest Post By: Gary Guarasci

Hello to all you fellow fashion fans. I’ll be guest blogging this week and
I’m here to tell you about all the latest and greatest fashion finds.

Okay, I’m lying. It’s not a good way to start off with you, but I can’t
help it. I’m a compulsive liar. That’s what I do. I don’t know the first
thing about fashion, and I was trying to dupe you all into thinking that
I did. For that I’m sorry.

To be honest, I don’t even know what any of the fashion terms
mean. The closest I ever came to learning the terms is when my
place of employment came out with a dress code, which included the
termination of flip-flops. They threw out terms like Peep Toe Wedge
Heel and something strappy, I think. I don’t know I wasn’t really
paying attention. All I know is that my job would only allow two toes
shown at. Sweat pants were banned along with short-shorts. Tank
tops were no longer welcome, unless worn underneath a button down
blouse. I still don’t know the difference between a blouse and a top,
but that’s a story for a different time.

My ignorance from fashion doesn’t just stop with that. To me an
accessory was a ball cap, but apparently it’s everything from earrings
to bracelets to necklaces etc. etc. etc. Who woulda thunk?

So instead of trying to pull a ruse on you all, with my claims of fashion
knowledge, I will extend a request for any and all to teach me about
what’s what in the fashion world. Feel free to reach me at:

Guarasci Land Dirty Mind -Pure Heart

Happy Fashion Finds e’erybuddy!!!